Driving In My Car Right After A Beer Lyrics

Driving In My Car Right After A Beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I’ll go a hundred miles
An hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you’re out of luck
TRUCK!

Beer is on the seat
Blood is on the grass
Won’t admit defeat
With cops right up my ass
You may have a fleet
But still I’m driving fast
I’ll never be passed

I just saved the world
From the darkest founts
Killed a little girl
Better for the town
Gave this truck a whirl
Heavy is my crown
But I won’t go down!

Drive, drive, drive, but I am speed!
Seven beers are all I need
Try, just try, but I will lead!
I bet that you’re peeing your pants

Drive, drive, drive, but I’ll still speed!
Seven beers, a pinch of weed
Have fried, fried, fried my brain, I need
Some more to proceed!

Shit, did my dumbass just really hit a tree?
Now I get up on my feet, and try to flee
But I can’t runwas it maybe all that weed?
If I speak to them, maybe I’ll be free
But they’ve got guns… what happens when they see my weed?
…Did I really just rhyme weed with weed?

Alright, listen
I can’t be arrested
I’m like the mountain king or some shit
In another universe
And that deer has some powers!!!
I’m doing this world a favor

Pleasedon’t lock me up

I just saved the world
My thanks is thirty years to life
For that girl to be alive
And me to miss my wife

Can’t be in a cage
All my flowers gonna die
I’ve got a growing boy to raise
I need her butterscotch pie

Imma start hiding, see?
I can only cry and mope
There’ll be a friend inside of me
If I drop the fucking soap

I just wanna go home
Wish I hadn’t gotten stoned
Now I’m stuck behind bars
While my wife is getting boned

K Dot…
I’ll miss you.
Go seal that dark fountain.

Also: Fuck Sans
And his convenience store.